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Cardiology

If you can finish the entire 60-ounce steak, we'll put your name on a special plaque next to the defibrillator.
As far as I know, I'm eating healthy at work. I get Vitamin C from coffee, Vitamin B from brownies and Vitamin D from doughnuts.
Your pacemaker has plastic parts that can melt, so don't watch any heart-warming movies.

When the doctor told you to eat more fish, what he meant was eat fish more often.
Whenever your cholesterol goes too high, a sensor will send a signal that automatically locks the kitchen door and turns on your treadmill.
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My fitness watch counts my steps, calories, heart beats, reps and excuses.

I'm supposed to to eat kale for smoother skin, turkey for stronger nails, fish for thinner thighs, oats for cardiovascular benefits, cabbage for leaner abdominals, salmon for softer hair, beets for a healthier colon, steak for muscle tone, blueberries for lower cholesterol, pasta for greater endurance, cheese for younger teeth and bones....
Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
I recommend golfing to all of my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio workout!

It's not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?
I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.

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