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Cardiology

If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?
I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.
Good news –– they just developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
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Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you!
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There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!
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The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it's OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it's not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
If we quit smoking, our risk of heart attack will go down 30 percent. But if we quit 5 times, our risk will go down 150 percent!
Olive oil is good for your new heart, so is fish oil. And you can still enjoy an occasional motor oil Martini.

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