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Success / Achievement

Success is a performance-enhancing drug.
If at first you don
All I know is, I weighed 148 pounds before my boss sent me to a personal growth seminar!
Follow your Dreams! It
I wrote a book How to Guarantee Success Every Time but it was a flop.
The 7 Habits of Highly Successful People
This is my final offer: $125,000 a year, full stock and benefits package, my baseball card collection, and you get to punch me in the arm as hard as you can.
Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.
I think I can, I think I can, puffed the little train...until he came to the sad realization that success and achievement are no longer valued or respected by much of modern society.
Is this the coroner
Of course I give money to those who are less fortunate than me! My limo driver is less fortunate than me, the crew of my yacht is less fortunate than me, my private jet pilot is less than fortunate than me, my personal chef is less fortunate than me....
Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose.
If I give you a raise, you
Opportunity texted me, tweeted me, linked to me, friended me, blogged me and spammed me. I was expecting it to knock!
I took 15 minutes to stop and smell the roses. When I came back, my wife was gone, my kids were in jail, my business was bankrupt and all of my plants were dead.
I
May I have a copy of my performance review? My mom still gives me $5 for a good report card.
Every day at work, I swim with the sharks, run with the wolves and fly with the eagles –– but I
When you spend $800 for a smart watch, you don
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