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Success / Achievement

In your employment contract, you agreed to work for 100k.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
If the Queen Bee concept catches on, I will consider you for a full-time leadership position.
If you are not thrilled and delighted with your purchase, buy something else and try again. Keep buying until you achieve happiness. Perseverance is the key to success!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.V. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
I work 80 hours a week and you work 90 hours a week --- but we earn too much to be classified as a 'working family'.
I'm going to be late for work this morning. I was listening to my motivation CD and suddenly found myself driving farther and faster than I ever imagined I could!
I'm leaving early today to have my cat spayed. While I'm gone, select 9 people to be Employee of the Month and reward each of them with a kitten.
I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it's all paying off. I'm finally too tired to care about being perfect!
I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams were never very wild.
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Every time you do something right, I will punch your rewards card. When you reach 10,000 punches, you earn a high five.
For this part, I credit hard work, ingenuity and determination. The other part, I blame on gravity.
By the time I climbed all the way to the top of the corporate ladder, I was too tired to do my job!
There is always room for improvement. It's a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.
I don't know what sort of salary you're offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!
For 20 years, you've been our most valuable intern. Isn't that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?
I weighed 148 pounds before my boss sent me to that personal growth seminar.
I'd like to give you a raise and promotion, but that wouldn't be fair to others who don't stay late or work as hard as you.
I'd like to make enough money to be hated, but not despised.
I promised you a better paycheck. It's printed with soy ink on recycled paper.

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