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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
We're not selling galvanized steel plumbing washers. We're selling the galvanized steel plumbing washers experience!
Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
Hi, I\'m Susan, a local real estate agent. I heard you\'re in the market for affordable vacation property. Call me!
These are the best testimonials we could get?
Obviously, our customers aren't trying hard enough!
But Mom, if I apologize to my competitors, it takes all the fun out of capitalism!
Good evening, sir! Have you ever wondered what would happen to your family if you failed to buy enough life insurance? Telepathic Telemarketing.
Your shipment was delivered to the wrong address, so technically, it's your fault for choosing not to live there!
You\'re not paying for the lemonade. You\'re paying for the lemonade experience.
I was super nice to customers all day. If you really love me, you\'ll let me be rude to you!
If you are not thrilled and delighted with your purchase, buy something else and try again. Keep buying until you achieve happiness. Perseverance is the key to success!
The last person who tried to pay with his phone, accidentally paid $2125558080
I am a great salesman and you have the potential to be a great customer. Together, we can achieve great things!
I think I found our new Sales Manager. I just paid $500 to read his resume.
To find out if you are someone who could benefit from our Memory Improvement Seminar, press, 5908173290147639750222939.
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, eat a big turkey sandwich. I always feel satisfied after a big turkey sandwich.
We'd like to hire you as Regional Sales Manager for Heaven. There are billions of souls up there who aren't buying our products.
I found a 12-bedroom egg carton in your price range, Mr. Dumpty.

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