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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.

We\'re not selling galvanized steel plumbing washers. We\'re selling the galvanized steel plumbing washers experience!
Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
Hi, I\'m Susan, a local real estate agent. I heard you\'re in the market for affordable vacation property. Call me!

These are the best testimonials we could get?
Obviously, our customers aren\'t trying hard enough!
But Mom, if I apologize to my competitors, it takes all the fun out of capitalism!

Good evening, sir! Have you ever wondered what would happen to your family if you failed to buy enough life insurance? Telepathic Telemarketing.
If FDR could win World War II in a wheelchair, I\'m sure I can win a price war for our sales team!
Your shipment was delivered to the wrong address, so technically, it's your fault for choosing not to live there!

You\'re not paying for the lemonade. You\'re paying for the lemonade experience.
I was super nice to customers all day. If you really love me, you\'ll let me be rude to you!
If you are not thrilled and delighted with your purchase, buy something else and try again. Keep buying until you achieve happiness. Perseverance is the key to success!

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This Week’s Cartoons

How much would it cost to add God to our board of directors? Your pacemaker has plastic parts that can melt, so don't watch any heart-warming movies. Until we figure out why our computer is paying you sixty million dollars a week, I'll expect you to put in some overtime to justify the expenditure. Mr. Milton Bludklott, a very dedicated Biology teacher, has been dissected 237 times. Let's make a deal - If you don't join the cigar trend, I won't join the thong bikini trend! I hate to spoil your vacation, but it's time to start wearing the kind of trunks your dad wore. When the doctor told you to eat more fish, what he meant was eat fish more often.

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