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This phone costs a little more because it's gluten-free.
I\'m not selling galvanized industrial plumbing fixtures. I\'m selling the galvanized industrial plumbing fixtures experience!
I was not rude to the customer. I said, 'drop dead PLEASE!'
If you are not thrilled and delighted with your purchase, we will send you a free copy of our book, \'How To Be Thrilled and Delighted.\'
If life gives you lemons, create a phony lemon shortage to inflate prices, then sell them to a gullible public for a quick profit.
I can see you need more time to make up your mind...
If you convert the numbers from Celsius to Fahrenheit, adjust for inflation, score on a curve and factor dog years into the equation, my sales are up 850 percent this quarter!
They lowered the price another 3¢. Call back again in 10 minutes!
The secret to being a successful salesperson –– always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
f you buy now, I\'ll give you a 30% discount on the amount of time I spend in your office today.
I\'m the world\'s greatest salesman. If you become the world\'s greatest customer, we could be an incredible team!
Our sales this quarter don't add up to a hill of beans, which is just as well since beans cause gas and that would open us up to a whole new series of environmental regulations.
I want you to meet the client, show him our catalog, make your sales presentation, let him test the demo, then close the sale, arrange for shipping and process the invoice. I already did that with my phone while you were talking!
I don't know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!
I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager...Now all we need is something to sell.
If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?
Can we swap glasses? It helps me see things from the customer's point of view!
Can we swap glasses? It helps me see things from the customer's point of view!
You need to find a stronger mouthwash. Customers can smell your bad breath over the phone.
I want you to meet the client, show him our catalog, make your sales presentation, let him test the demo, then close the sale, arrange for shipping and process the invoice. I already did all that while you were talking!
The economy, selling, Sales always pick up near a holiday. Send everyone a card wishing them a Happy Recession and Merry Recovery.

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