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And this is where we build up speed to help us climb the next hill.
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, eat a big turkey sandwich. I always feel satisfied after a big turkey sandwich.
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My daughter wants everything she sees advertised on TV. Yesterday she asked me to buy her a yeast infection.
If you are not thrilled and delighted with your purchase, we will send you a free copy of our book,
Call right now to receive our entire Get Out Of Debt series for just 24 easy payments of $19.95...
If life gives you lemons, create a phony lemon shortage to inflate prices, then sell them to a gullible public for a quick profit.
I can see you need more time to make up your mind...
Display the sales projections with day-glo colors and a blacklight. It will give the illusion that our future is bright.
They lowered the price another 3¢. Call back again in 10 minutes!
The secret to being a successful salesperson –– always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
There is a magnetic strip on the back of every credit card. The magnets help stores pull you inside.
Wear this cologne to your next performance review. It smells like happy customers!
Coming in for your prescription and buying a ton of other stuff you really don't need...that's one of the side effects.
f you buy now, I'll give you a 30% discount on the amount of time I spend in your office today.
I'm the world's greatest salesman. If you become the world's greatest customer, we could be an incredible team!
I want you to meet the client, show him our catalog, make your sales presentation, let him test the demo, then close the sale, arrange for shipping and process the invoice. I already did that with my phone while you were talking!
I don't know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!
I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager...Now all we need is something to sell.

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