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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
We
Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
Hi, I
These are the best testimonials we could get?
Obviously, our customers aren
But Mom, if I apologize to my competitors, it takes all the fun out of capitalism!
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We treat our customers like family. Sometimes you have to treat them like a dysfunctional family.
You
For awesome customer service, press 1. For wicked good customer service, press 2. For intense, mind-blowing customer service, press 3. For better customer service than mortal man is equipped to deal with, press 4.
I was super nice to customers all day. If you really love me, you
The last person who tried to pay with his phone, accidentally paid $2125558080
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I think I found our new Sales Manager. I just paid $500 to read his resume.
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For this part, I credit hard work, ingenuity and determination. The other part, I blame on gravity.
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And this is where we build up speed to help us climb the next hill.

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