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I am a great salesman and you have the potential to be a great customer. Together, we can achieve great things!
I drew a little cloud on our sales chart so people might mistake it for a photo from my trip to the mountains.
Your half of the dinner bill is $64.28 plus $10 toward the tip. As I was saying, I appreciate this meeting and I will do whatever it takes to win your business!
We added the words New and Improved to the package design. That's the part that's new and improved.
You gave a great sales pitch today. Too bad you didn't stop talking long enough for the customer to say yes!
Remember, these techniques are not for beginners.
Face licking, that's how you close a sale? I'll have to try that on my next appointment!
The secret to being a successful salesperson - Always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
Good customer service is rare. When something is rare, it is valuable. When something is valuable, it is expensive. Bad customer service is our way of helping our customers save money!
I always come naked to sales presentations so you can see that I have no hot buttons you can push!
Low prices, high quality, customer satisfaction...nobody's falling for that old trick anymore!
Pharaoh wants us to build an enormous pyramid as a monument to something he calls Multi-level Marketing.
Do you realize I'll get fired if you don't buy something. Can you live with yourself if the bank takes my house and my children have to sell their toys on E-Bay? How will you feel when our poodle starts eating people to survive?
Today I won the Salesman of the Year award. I'll let you see it for a dollar.
I'm proud to present you with our Salesman of the Year Award for only 12 easy payments of $19.95...
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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.

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