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Low prices, high quality, customer satisfaction...nobody's falling for that old trick anymore!
Pharaoh wants us to build an enormous pyramid as a monument to something he calls Multi-level Marketing.
Do you realize I'll get fired if you don't buy something. Can you live with yourself if the bank takes my house and my children have to sell their toys on E-Bay? How will you feel when our poodle starts eating people to survive?

Today I won the Salesman of the Year award. I'll let you see it for a dollar.
I'm proud to present you with our Salesman of the Year Award for only 12 easy payments of $19.95...
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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.

Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
We're not selling galvanized steel plumbing washers. We're selling the galvanized steel plumbing washers experience!

Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
Hi, I'm Susan, a local real estate agent. I heard you're in the market for affordable vacation property. Call me!
These are the best testimonials we could get?

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