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After you return all of your deposit bottles, sell every pint of your blood and action off your vital organs, you'll still need to keep working until age 96.
I have an excellent retirement plan. I'm going back to college to live off student loans until I die.
According to the latest statistics, an early retirement is any time before death.
According to the latest statistics, an early retirement is any time before death.
Remember how much fun we had that night we slept under the stars? We may get to spend our whole retirement doing that!
We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired, then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...
Everyone laughed at me and called me a fool, but I've spent the past 30 years watching my helium stocks go up!
The best place to retire? Inside a time machine that only goes backwards.
I'm recommending a egagtrom. It's basically the same thing as a reverse mortgage.
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I reviewed your investments and set you up for early retirement. On your last day of work, you can afford to leave at 4:30 instead of 5:00.
When you review your retirement fund then wet your pants and cry -- that's liquidity.
If you want a comfortable retirement, invest most of your money in stocks, bonds, mutual funds and hemorrhoid cream.
The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
At age 65, I'm having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it's time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
I finally put something aside for my retirement. I put aside my plans to retire.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
You will want to get a hobby after you retire. Hunting and gathering might be good.
You need more time to prepare for retirement. Sign this to legally change your age to 25.
All of my money is tied up in futures - next month's rent payment, next week's car payment, tomorrow's groceries...

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