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It's not my fault that you didn't put more stones aside for your retirement!
One more time – explain to me why enjoying life after I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
Yes, we have an early retirement program. We withhold two dollars from each paycheck to buy you a lottery ticket.
Now that the kids are grown, my wife and I are ready to retire and simplify our lives. What's a 1 bedroom cave going for these days?
Here's our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we'll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.
Good news – you can't afford to be old, so that means you're still young
I retire on Friday and I haven't saved a dime. Here's your chance to become a legend!
You're well prepared for your retirement years. Now let's talk about any expenses you may incur in your eternal afterlife.
I have a diversified retirement plan: sometimes I wish for money, sometimes I hope for money, sometimes I pray for money....
Use your savings to build a time machine. You can afford to retire in 1950.
Where is this retirement income stream I keep hearing about?
My idea of planning for the future is programming the DVR.
When you're done saving for my educatin, don't forget to start saving for my retirement.
On your last day of work, you get to keep all the returnable cans and bottles in the break room. That's our pension plan.
Don't worry about the future. I swapped your retirement fund for 5 cords of firewood, some vegetable seeds and a brooding hen.
Don't worry about the future. I swapped your retirement fund for 5 cords of firewood, some vegetable seeds and a brooding hen.
In appreciation for 25 years of service as a kindergarten teacher, we made you this gold watch from macaroni and glitter.
I have 1000 TV remote batteries, 2500 bags of potato chips and 3000 bottles of beer saved for my retirement. Do I need anything else?
You have enough money for a comfortable retirement. Spend it on a good sleeping bag and you can be comfortable almost anywhere.

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