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Productivity Cartoons

Sometimes my mind wanders, but it's too tired to go very far.
How to increase productivity spend more time at your work space and less time at productivity seminars get back to work!
I've identified our productivity problem. We installed faster computers, but we forgot to install faster computer operators.
Productivity is down 30% this quarter! Come on, let's move it - hustle, hustle, hustle!
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While you were napping at your desk, we drained all of your blood and replaced it with coffee.
That's Shirley's desk. I'm not sure if she's a workaholic or just shy.
On Mondays, I get ready to plan my week. On Tuesdays, I plan my week. On Wednesdays, I revise my plan for the week. On Thursdays, I put my plan for the week into my computer. On Fridays, I think about starting my plan for next week.
How to increase productivity spend more time at your work space and less time at productivity seminars get back to work!
A motion has been made and seconded that this should be one of those meetings where nothing actually gets done.
I don't wake up at night to check my e-mail. I automatically have it forwarded to the people in my dreams and they read it to me.
...and you spent 6.35 years of your life deleting spam from your e-mail.
We don't pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.
It's an ergonomic keyboard. Once you learn how to use it, it will increase your speedy by six percent!
My smartphone helps me be a lot more productive. Especially when I turn it off.
We could hire a productivity expert, but wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a bigger coffee machine?
For those of you going off to work, today's forecast calls for 8 to 10 inches of paperwork...
We're installing a USB port so it's easier to recharge you after lunch.
While you were napping at your desk, we drained all of your blood and replaced it with coffee.
I can complete the project under budget and ahead of schedule, but you'll need to allocate additional time and money for that.
I accidentally spilled coffee on my computer –– but it's running much faster now!

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