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Productivity Cartoons

I hate to criticize, but you've only been employed here for two days and you're already three weeks behind in your work.
Goofing off is harder than it looks. After the fourth cup of coffee, it's very difficult not to accomplish something!
We found someone overseas who can drink coffee and talk about sports all day for a fraction of what we're paying you.
Before we begin our productivity seminar, did everyone receive a free coffee mug?
It's important to live a balanced life: 8 hours for sleeping, 8 hours for working and 8 hours for working harder.
It's a toenail clipper that gets Facebook, checks my e-mail and makes phone calls. What do you mean, why do I need that?
My employer went out of business today. Somebody accidentally made decaf.
It's an ergonomic keyboard. If your typing slows down, it automatically injects coffee into your fingertips.
If a 20-minute power nap improves productivity, imagine how much I could get done if you let me sleep 4 hours!
We only need you to work 20 hours a week. To get that much done, you'll need to be here 80 hours a week.
Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day.
Time management is a great concept, but who has time for it?!
Procrastination isn't your worst problem. I like it when you put off your mistakes until tomorrow.
I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that's the part of my day when I goof off.
I always give 110% to my job – 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
If it's really important, write URGENT in the subject line an dI'll be sure to ignore it immediately.
I'm afraid I have to let you go. You tested positive for decaf.
Due to budget constraints, we're cutting your hours. You only have to work every-other-minute.
Why should your lazy left hand be paid as much as your hard-working right hand?
Experts say that power napping can actually increase productivity. I want you to nap longer and harder than our competitors!
It was bound to happen. The computers can't get anything done without having a bunch of meetings first.

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