Office Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$This office can\'t function when you\'re gone. We lost 10 of our biggest clients, 16 people resigned and we filed for bankruptcy while you were in the rest room.$

$For those of you going off to work, today\'s forecast calls for 8 to 10 inches of paperwork...$

$I don\'t know what sort of salary you\'re offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!$

$For 20 years, you\'ve been our most valuable intern. Isn\'t that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?$

$We do not have a bias toward younger applicants. It wasn\'t necessary to write your resume in crayon.$

$I promised you a better paycheck. It\'s printed with soy ink on recycled paper.$

$Before we make a hiring decision, we\'ll be checking your Facebook page for bad behavior. We\'re looking for someone who would be fun at our office parties.$

$Please continue to hold. This call may be monitored for quality purposes. Of course, if we really cared about quality, we\'d hire more people to answer the phones.$

$Like any workplace, we have our share of disputes, personality conflicts and bad behavior. Ideally, we\'re looking for an office manager with previous experience running a daycare.$