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I'm Meeting Man. My superpower is the ability to keep people awake during PowerPoints!
I completed my report on how to waste less paper and electricity in the office. I sent it to you telepathically.

I'm trying to compare
How to increase productivity
At this point, something hit the fan, but our code of corporate conduct prevents me from talking about it.

Nobody attended the Effective Communications Seminar. They didn't understand the invitation.
Good meeting. I totally agree with everything you didn't say.
I actually have nothing to say, so my presentation should only last an hour or two.

A motion has been made and seconded that this should be one of those meetings where nothing actually gets done.
To achieve acknowledgement by another person, one must not authorize validity to the prospect of inherent discourse which has the potential to assume its own essential missive within the very milieu of the intrinsic delivery of the indended exchange. That is the key to the clear and effective communication!
The last thing I remember, I was sitting in a staff meeting. Apparently, I died of boredom.

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