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Meetings / Presentations

I actually have nothing to say, so my presentation should only last an hour or two.
A motion has been made and seconded that this should be one of those meetings where nothing actually gets done.
To achieve acknowledgement by another person, one must not authorize validity to the prospect of inherent discourse which has the potential to assume its own essential missive within the very milieu of the intrinsic delivery of the indended exchange. That is the key to the clear and effective communication!
The last thing I remember, I was sitting in a staff meeting. Apparently, I died of boredom.
He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!
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I really enjoyed your presentation. During the third hour, my spirit left my body and went to the beach.
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Rule #1: There is no substitute for 'innovation'. Would the woman with the thesaurus please sit down and be quiet?
There will be six designated yawning breaks during my presentation. Please pace your boredom accordingly.
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I'll be a little late for our meeting. I'm trying to download some enthusiasm from the cloud.
For this part, I credit hard work, ingenuity and determination. The other part, I blame on gravity.
I weighed 148 pounds before my boss sent me to that personal growth seminar.
To find out if you are someone who could benefit from our Memory Improvement Seminar, press, 5908173290147639750222939.
And this is where we build up speed to help us climb the next hill.
Essentials of Risk Management: 1. Don't do anything wrong today. 2. Don't do anything wrong tomorrow. 3. Repeat.
I'll be home late. I joined a paper cut support group.
He's in a Powerpoint-induced coma.

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