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Leadership, Management

If the Queen Bee concept catches on, I will consider you for a full-time leadership position.
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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose.

I've been listening to your motivational programs while you're at work and I've decided to become a Great Dane!
Your office has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports

If elected, I promise to tweet every day, take lots of selfies with the hottest celebs and be totally awesome on all the chat shows.
I've been promoted to Executive Director of Sticky Note Management and Distribution.
Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can't make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can't stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can't sell....

I'd like to apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone.
He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology

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