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Leadership, Management

You said I need to develop some critical leadership skills, but I'm already being as critical as I can!

Effective leadership requires patience, strength, insight, tenacity and courage. If that doesn't work, bribe them with donuts.

You led them through the streets of town, right past the traffic cop. Aside from that, what other leadership experience do you have?

There is no I in TEAM - but a quick tweak of auto-correct can fix that.

I have management experience. When I was 10, I had a lemonade stand. I had 50 lemons working for me.

Each serving of Leadership Crunch cereal contains 12 grams of confidence, 9 grams of wisdom, 17 grams of patience, 11 grams of inspiration, 22 grams of motivation and 2 grams of sugar.

Education has always been my highest priority. I was Valedictorian of my potty training class.

I'm a born leader. In the maturnity ward, I convinced all of the other babies to implement a coordinated feeding schedule to reduce delays and maximize the sleep / growth process.

I need to know - is it better to lead from the front like a duck or lead from behind like a sheepdog?

During tough times, all of us must make sacrifices. To set an example, I am sacrificing 5 minutes of my time to write this memo.

I eat lawyers like you for breakfast. Meet me at 8:00 AM and bring some milk and sugar.

I like it. It makes me feel like I'm on my sailboat. The hardest ship to navegate is leadership!

I like it. It makes me feel like I'm on my sailboat. The hardest ship to navegate is leadership!

Firewalking is an important executive skill. It demonstrates that you have the faith and courage to do anything your superiors ask of you, no matter how dangerous and stupid.

To be honest, I know nothing about leading. But it's okay because my team knows nothing about following.

I was going to get a toupee, but I like this better.

The key to successful leadership is know how to make people follow you. Leave a trail of doughnuts.

If the Queen Bee concept catches on, I will consider you for a full-time leadership position.

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