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Leadership, Management

He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology
If you can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, try to be reincarnated as a turkey.
This undertaking will involve a great deal of time on the phone, so for project manager we chose the person with the best ringtones.
If the Queen Bee concept catches on, I will consider you for a full-time leadership position.
To be honest, I know nothing about leading. But it's okay because my team knows nothing about following.
The key to successful leadership is knowing how to make people follow you. Leave a trail of doughnuts.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
The office supply store is having a sale on red tape this week, but it will take us 9 months to approve the purchase.
I was born May 23, 1987. Since that day, millions of babies have followed me into the world. I'm a natural leader!
We don't pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707 E-MAIL: randy©glasbergen.com Technology
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I reward my staff with doughnuts because tossing them a fish would be too obvious.
Are you part of the problem, part of the solution, part of the problem with the solution or part of the solution to the problem with the solution?
Every time you do something right, I will punch your rewards card. When you reach 10,000 punches, you earn a high five.
You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven't heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?
We could hire a productivity expert, but wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a bigger coffee machine?
There is always room for improvement. It's a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.

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