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I'm offering you more than huge discounts and great service. I'm offering you an opprotunity to be named Customer of the Month!
Operators are standing by. Please order right away so we can buy our operators some chairs.
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them by choosing the right phone.
I am a great salesman and you have the potential to be a great customer. Together, we can achieve great things!
I drew a little cloud on our sales chart so people might mistake it for a photo from my trip to the mountains.
Your half of the dinner bill is $64.28 plus $10 toward the tip. As I was saying, I appreciate this meeting and I will do whatever it takes to win your business!
We added the words New and Improved to the package design. That
You gave a great sales pitch today. Too bad you didn
Remember, these techniques are not for beginners.
Face licking, that
The secret to being a successful salesperson - Always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
Good customer service is rare. When something is rare, it is valuable. When something is valuable, it is expensive. Bad customer service is our way of helping our customers save money!
I always come naked to sales presentations so you can see that I have no hot buttons you can push!
Low prices, high quality, customer satisfaction...nobody
Pharaoh wants us to build an enormous pyramid as a monument to something he calls Multi-level Marketing.
Do you realize I
Today I won the Salesman of the Year award. I
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