Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen - Randy Glasbergen

$I\'d like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they\'re not covered by your health insurance plan.$

$I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it\'s all paying off. I\'m finally too tired to care about being perfect!$

$There\'s a thin person inside me, screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate her so I can hear my TV programs?$

$Actually, I\'d rather chase the ball than go for a walk. Sprinting is the best way to firm up flabby glutes!$

$I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.$