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Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen

I'm supposed to to eat kale for smoother skin, turkey for stronger nails, fish for thinner thighs, oats for cardiovascular benefits, cabbage for leaner abdominals, salmon for softer hair, beets for a healthier colon, steak for muscle tone, blueberries for lower cholesterol, pasta for greater endurance, cheese for younger teeth and bones....
You told me to eat more fish, but my weight stays the same no matter how many anchovies I put on my pizza!
I\'d like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they\'re not covered by your health insurance plan.

I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it\'s all paying off. I\'m finally too tired to care about being perfect!
There\'s a thin person inside me, screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate her so I can hear my TV programs?
Actually, I\'d rather chase the ball than go for a walk. Sprinting is the best way to firm up flabby glutes!

I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
Cartoons about diabetes, diabetic, medical cartoons, doctor cartoons, obesity, weight gain, Diabetes has increased dramatically over the past 20 years. That proves that diabetes is caused by global warming!
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. I think that means being thin feels as good as tasting nothing., diet, weight loss, dieting, food, losing weight.

Good cholesterol comes from ice cream, cheeseburgers, and pizza. Bad cholesterol comes from tofu, broccoli and spinach, nutrition, vegetarian, fat, school, education, food, diet.
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Diet cartoons, angel cartoons, heaven, weight loss, procrastination, procrastinate, dieting, weigh loss.

Cartoons about nutrition, dog nutrition, snacking, bad snacks, snacking habits, snack foods, 4 basic food groups.
Diet cartoons, dieting, weight loss, calories, water, snow, snowman, winter, dieting, body image, fat, fat loss, children, kids.
Cartoons About Dieting, cholesterol, porridge, Goldilocks, bedtime story, story book, three bears, healthy heart, cardiology, father, daughter, grandfather.

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