office cartoon humor Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I\'ll be home late. I\'ve joined a support group for women who need a reason to stay at work until the house is picked up and dinner is on the table.$

$Yes, we hire people with disabilities. We have a VP who\'s blind to his own flaws, we have an office manager who can\'t walk and chew gum at the same time, we have an admin assistant who\'s deaf to criticism....$

$Denim doesn\'t seem very businesslike, so on Casual Fridays I wear sticky notes!$

$I\'m tired of arguing with auto-correct. We\'re having your name legally changed to Sandcastle Watermelon.$

$It\'s a tablet that turns into a laptop that turns into a hat!$

$If you\'re calling from a rotary phone, leave your name and number and I\'ll have my grandmother call you back to chat about the good old days.$

$I accidentally spilled coffee on my computer –– but it\'s running much faster now!$

$When we pay women less, that\'s discrimination. To make it fair, we should pay everyone less.$

$I hate to criticize, but you\'ve only been employed here for two days and you\'re already three weeks behind in your work.$