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$I\'m tired of arguing with auto-correct. We\'re having your name legally changed to Sandcastle Watermelon.$

$It\'s a tablet that turns into a laptop that turns into a hat!$

$I\'d like an all-natural, hypoallergenic, gluten-free mortgage with a low-carbon footprint prepared with recycled soy ink in a peanut-safe environment.$

$I wouldn\'t say my computer skills are outdated. I prefer to think of them as \'classic\'.$

$If you run with the wolves, soar with the eagles and swim with the sharks, I won\'t have to pay for a company fitness program.$

$It\'s supposed to be inspirational, but most employees see it as permission to take a nap.$

$You\'re not being fired. You\'re being promoted to a position of unemployment with unlimited potential for growth and opportunity!$

$I believe it would be pragmatic to commence with the implementation of an immediate dynamic for energy restoration procedures in short-term parameters. In other words, let\'s break for lunch.$