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I'll need to run some tests to be sure, but I'm guessing you dislocated your shoulder.
It's made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.
You're in excellent health. I'll need to run some tests until I find something wrong with you.
The tests show you're not losing your memory. Are you doing anything worth remembering?
I stole the identity of a 59 year old man and now I'm waking up three times a nigh to pee.
I'm recommending quadruple bypass surgery. Your insurance company is recommending you take an aspirin every day with your cheeseburgers and pizza.
We can get a discount on our health insurance if we list Google as our primary care physician.
A vegetarian diet is good for your heart. I've never had a rabbit come to me with chest pains.
The x-rays confirm my diagnosis. You have a twisted sense of humor.
Global warming became a problem at the same time millions of baby boomers started having hot flashes. Just a coincidence?
It's been quite a while since you updated your organ donor card. Do you still want to leave your lips to David Cassidy?
Some of my medical advice may prove to be wrong in 20 years, so just ignore that part.
I think today is Wednesday, but I'll need to run some tests to be sure.
Are you under a lot of stress lately or have you always had six separate heartbeats?
I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke heart for your transplant.
I wouldn't mind a routine examination if my routine was the only thing you examined!
My heart is twittering, my stomach feels bloggish, and I make a googling sound when I breath! Stay off the internet and come back in a week.
Doctor, can you prescribe something to stop me from sleepwalking? No, you need the exercise!
First we insert a balloon to open up your artery. Then we add helium and a string and bring you upstairs to cheer up the sick kids.
This prescription doesn't cure anything, but it has fewer side effects than other drugs.
Doctor and physician are outdated terms. I'm your biological tech support specialist.

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