funny workplace cartoons Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$If my job takes me to Hell and back every day, don\'t I deserve a travel allowance?$

$You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?$

$On one hand, I\'m troubled that one of my employees is using medical marijuana. On the other hand, it\'s nice that someone is actually laughing at my jokes.$

$I\'ve joined a cult that believes in high quality products, superior customer service and responsible corporate behavior. You should come to one of our meetings.$

$You\'ll get a paycheck every Friday, a place to stay dry when it rains, free music in the elevators, heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer. All part of our generous employee benefits program!$

$She brushed out my tangles, shampooed my fur and trimmed my nails. I think they\'re grooming me for a management position.$

$We need to make room for the new hires. We\'re moving you to the cloud.$