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Earlier today you showed the Johnsons a home on Elm Street. How many trees and hydrants are located in that neighborhood? On average, how often could one expect to hear a fire truck or some sort of siren on that street? What can you tell me about the cat and squirrel demographics?
I am required by law to inform you that there are skeletons in the closet and a monster living under one of the beds. But we anticipate that they will be leaving with the current occupants.