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We're looking for a home with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, swimming pool and a large green yard with unicorns and rainbows.
We're looking for a home with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, swimming pool and a large green yard with unicorns and rainbows.
I have a problem with the location. It's on the same planet as my ex-wife.
Enjoy your new home, Cinderella, but remember –– at midnight your mortgage turns into a heavy boulder that you have to carry for the next 30 years!
I'm an enchanted real estate agent. Kiss me and I'll get you a great deal on a lily pad in a super location!
After the big mortgage mess, we're being a bit more careful these days. I'll need your tax records, financial disclosure documents, plus letters of recommendation from the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, the President of the United States, Oprah and the Pope
I am required by law to inform you that there are skeletons in the closet and a monster living under one of the beds. But we anticipate that they will be leaving with the current occupants.
They lowered the price another 3¢. Call back again in 10 minutes!
They lowered the price another 3¢. Call back again in 10 minutes!
They lowered the price another 3¢. Call back again in 10 minutes!

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