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Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can't make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can't stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can't sell....
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randyaglasbergen.com Technology
I think I found our new Sales Manager. I just paid $500 to read his resume.
I was born May 23, 1987. Since that day, millions of babies have followed me into the world. I'm a natural leader!
We don't pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.
Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We're looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.
You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven't heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?
Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We're looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.
How long have you been an emoji and what can you bring to our corporate communications program?
This office can't function when you're gone. We lost 10 of our biggest clients, 16 people resigned and we filed for bankruptcy while you were in the rest room.
I don't know what sort of salary you're offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!
I fired a computer today. Damn, that felt good!
For 20 years, you've been our most valuable intern. Isn't that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?
We do not have a bias toward younger applicants. It wasn't necessary to write your resume in crayon.
Before we make a hiring decision, we'll be checking your Facebook page for bad behavior. We're looking for someone who would be fun at our office parties.
Our goal is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral and age neutral, while celebrating our spirt of diversity.
Like any workplace, we have our share of disputes, personality conflicts and bad behavior. Ideally, we're looking for an office manager with previous experience running a daycare.
I'll keep your resume on file, but I don't have much need for an information systems analyst at this time.
My greatest strength is my ability to see the big picture. I grew up in a town with a drive-in movie theater.
Yes, we have an early retirement program. We withhold two dollars from each paycheck to buy you a lottery ticket.

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