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I have a question about my medication. Why is the couple in the commercial sitting outdoors in separate bathtubs?
Please don't pray for healing. If it works, your insurance won't know who to reimburse and it messes up our accounting system.
Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat!
I already diagnosed myself on the Internet. I'm only here for a second opinion.
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Our hospital has the very best technology. I'll be using GPS to locate your appendix.
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
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You don't make patients feel guilty about cancer. You don't make patients feel guilty about Parkinson's. You don't make patients feel guilty about Alzheimer's. Why are you making me feel guilty about diabetes?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
I'll need to run some tests to be sure, but I'm guessing you dislocated your shoulder.
It's made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.
It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.
You're in excellent health. I'll need to run some tests until I find something wrong with you.
The tests show you're not losing your memory. Are you doing anything worth remembering?
I stole the identity of a 59 year old man and now I'm waking up three times a nigh to pee.
I'm recommending quadruple bypass surgery. Your insurance company is recommending you take an aspirin every day with your cheeseburgers and pizza.
We can get a discount on our health insurance if we list Google as our primary care physician.
A vegetarian diet is good for your heart. I've never had a rabbit come to me with chest pains.
The x-rays confirm my diagnosis. You have a twisted sense of humor.
Global warming became a problem at the same time millions of baby boomers started having hot flashes. Just a coincidence?

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