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$When you\'re retired, you\'ll have plenty of time to do more reading...mostly prescription labels.$

$Our new healthcare plan makes us pay for a lot of coverage we don\'t need: heebie-jeebies, hissy fits, conniptions, boogie fever, achy breaky heart, a bad case of the Mondays....$

$It\'s not easy to quit smoking, but we\'ve had good results with the whole-body nicotine patch.$

$When I\'m dieting, my doctor says it\'s OK to cheat once a week. I\'m going out with your friend Larry tonight.$

$It\'s made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.$

$On one hand, I\'m troubled that one of my employees is using medical marijuana. On the other hand, it\'s nice that someone is actually laughing at my jokes.$

$The 4 basic food groups are things my doctor won\'t let me eat, things my wife won\'t let me eat, things my heartburn won\'t let me eat and things my teeth won\'t let me eat.$

$I can\'t talk right now –– I\'m helping Dwayne with his stress management!$

$I\'m prescribing exercise. Think of it as a stress pill that takes 30 minutes to swallow.$