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Little girls are made of sugar and spice, but women must be made of air and water because I know your father couldn't survive without me!
Without love, money is worthless. That
You are a human being. I am a human resource.
There's a little magnetic strip on the back of each credit card. The magnets are used to help stores pull you inside.
Where do babies come from? You were attached to an e-mail from the stork!
I'm a stepmother. I step over my kids' toys, I step over their clothes, I step over their homework...
Everyone has a purpose in life. My purpose is to say NO whenever you ask for money.
My teacher said I can be anything I want to be. I want to be a kid who gets an allowance of $25 a week.
My teacher said I can be anything I want to be. I want to be a kid who gets an allowance of $25 a week.
I work on Oak Street, but for tax purposes my legal address is Nevada.
If real estate is the most valuable thing on Earth, then the dirt in my ears must be worth at least $10!
Never mind what Susie's mother said. Two-parent families are not a cult!
When your parents tell you to act your age what they really mean is, act like somebody a lot older than you are.
I appreciate how you feel, sir. This sales call is keeping me from enjoying dinner with my family too!
Today at lunch I tripped and spilled my food all over the floor. Everyone in the cafeteria clapped and cheered. I became intoxicated by the sound of applause. I
My parents are going through that cute stage where they think they know more than I do.
This year my family decided to gather on Facebook for the holidays. Uncle Frank got into an argument with Grandpa. Aunt Gladys was offended by something she saw in Julie's profile.
I was ticketed for driving under the influence of neglectful parents, critical siblings, hostile teachers, and irresponsible peers.
When I quietly stare at the TV instead of screaming about how much it costs to raise you kids, that's my way of saying I love you.
For every five dollars you add to my allowance, I'll contribute one dollar to your retirement fund. Future Politician

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