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Some clouds are made of cigarette smoke that floated up to the sky. Stay away from those.
I'll order some tests to find out what's causing your chills. In the meantime, I'm prescribing a sweater.
Surgeons put you to sleep so you can't watch them and learn how to fix yourself.
Don't prescribe anything for my memory. I like it when I forget I'm old!
I have good news, Frosty. The lump we found turned out to be coal.
Plant sterols are good for your cholesterol. That's why vegetables don't have heart attacks.
Congratulations on losing 10 pounds, Santa. Unfortunately, shaving off your beard doesn't count.
Keep Christmas in your heart all year. The rhythm of 'Jingle Bells' is a perfect 72 beats per minute!
Stepping up efforts to combat type 2 diabetes, the following songs have been banned from radio: Sugar Sugar, Sugar Magnolia, Lollipop, Sweet Dreams, How Sweet It Is, A Taste of Honey, I Want Candy...
She broke your heart into a million pieces. Fortunatey, we have a surgeon who's great with duct tape.
I'm not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirins and call me in the morning.
Ironically, if you have to pay through the nose for hospital care, your insurance will cover the cost of sinus treatments.
Chasing a dollar may not count as cardio, but it's better than doing nothing!
Before I was born, I swam 24 hours a day, but I still came into the world weak and chubby!
I'm at the age where getting lucky means my prune juice is working.
I need an antibiotic. An embarrassing photo of me has gone viral.
Let me know when I get healthy, so I can stop eating vegetables.
Many women fear the word menopause, so I prefer to call it Puberty, Part II.
You have Jethro Tull Syndrome. Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.
I'm writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel good 3 times daily.
At your age, good health is pretty much a thing of the past. My advice is, find an illness you enjoy.

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