cartoons about management Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I pruned a tree once, so technically I\'m allowed to put \'branch manager\' on my resumé.$

$I\'d like to apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone.$

$To be honest, I know nothing about leading. But it\'s okay because my team knows nothing about following.$

$I was born May 23, 1987. Since that day, millions of babies have followed me into the world. I\'m a natural leader!$

$We don\'t pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.$

$You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?$

$There is always room for improvement. It\'s a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.$

$It has come to my attention that the building is on fire. Let\'s set up a meeting for next week to decide what sort of action we might take to deal with this crisis.$