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Images tagged "cartoons-about-lazy-dogs"

I can accommodate up to 500 fleas and the rent is $3.50 a month.
I can't believe what my fleas are saying about me on Twitter!
She brushed out my tangles, shampooed my fur and trimmed my nails. I think they're grooming me for a management position.
I got an ID tattoo from my vet, but what I really wanted was a picture of a wolf with a rose in its mouth.
If you can't stand my constant yapping, should I just text you?
Have you been bragging about how many bones you have buried in the yard? You're being audited.
Earlier today you showed the Johnsons a home on Elm Street. How many trees and hydrants are located in that neighborhood? On average, how often could one expect to hear a fire truck or some sort of siren on that street? What can you tell me about the cat and squirrel demographics?
If you want to bark at a cat, press 1. If you want to bark at a squirrel, press 2. If you want to bark at a rabbit, press 3...
I drink from the toilet because the water is always cold and available. I really don't think it's a low self-esteem issue.
Actually, I'd rather chase the ball than go for a walk. Sprinting is the best way to firm up flabby glutes!
Explain it to me one more time. Why do you need $200 walking shoes, but I have to do 5 miles in bare feet?
I started exercising because I had a close brush with death – my wife threatened to kill me if I didn't get off the couch!
I can eat as much as I want. Tail wagging counts as cardio!
Tell her you like long walks in the country and snuggling on the sofa, but don't mention anything about drinking from the toilet.
It's not easy to swallow your pride. Try hiding it in a piece of cheese.
It\'s a class-action sexual harassment lawsuit. You\'re charged with 572 counts of sexual harassment.
You\'re a vegetarian, I like rawhide bones. You like to drink with friends, I like to drink from the toilet. You like to chase women, I like to chase squirrels. Maybe we\'re not meant to be best friends.
Today I ate two bowls of dog food, a sandwich crust, some spaghetti that fell on the floor, half of your cat food, a wet tea bag, three bugs and the inside of a sneaker. How many grams of fat is that?
Smokers live an average of 70 years. If I didn\'t smoke, I\'d only live 14 years!
I think we can charge more if we calculate our billable hours in dog years
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