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We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people. You may be overqualified.
We only need you to work 20 hours a week. To get that much done, you'll need to be here 80 hours a week.
Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day.
Let's compromise –– I'll agree to raise your salary if you'll agree to talk me out of it.
Did you notice I called myself an applican, not an applican't?
I'd like to start out as CEO, then settle into a lower position after my student loans are paid off.
Allen is an incredibly wonderful, generous, exciting, fun, kind, loving, brilliant, very special human being. This personal reference from your dog is quite impressive.
It's my resumé. The spell-checker accidentally changed Midstate Junior College to Harvard.
Pardon me – when I suck the enthusiasm out of a new employee too quickly, I get gas!
I have plenty of management experience. I spent 18 years telling my parents what to do.
I\'m fluent in six languages and speak in 200 different fonts.
Do you have much experience with computers?
On the bottom of my resume, you'll find a coupon for 50¢ off my first paycheck.
Don\'t think of me as a 54 year old job applicant. Think of it as getting two 27 year olds for the price of one!
I own a universal TV remote, so technically I can call myself a 'multimedia systems coordinator.'
Right now we\'re only hiring twins. One for the office and a back-up copy for the cloud.
I pruned a tree once, so technically I\'m allowed to put \'branch manager\' on my resumé.
I need your Facebook password before I can hire you. If you\'re not on Facebook, I need you to join and post a bunch of personal stuff you don\'t want me to know about.
Every man has his price. Let me scan your barcode.
All applicants get a thorough background check. We found some apps on your phone that make you look like an idiot.
We\'re looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old, the experience of a 40-year old, the drive of a 30-year old and the payscale of a 20-year old.

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