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I'm the doctor who brings the cards. I'm a cardiologist.
Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
How many times has a girlfriend broken your heart, kicked it to the curb or run it through a meat grinder?
I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke heart for your transplant.
First we insert a balloon to open up your artery. Then we add helium and a string and bring you upstairs to cheer up the sick kids.
I recommend golfing to all of my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio workout!
It's not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
If walking is the best exercise, how come zombies don\'t look healthier?
Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you\'ve got the weight of the world coming down on you!
I never actually quit smoking. I just ran out of places where I\'m allowed to do it!
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The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it\'s OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it\'s not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.

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