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Newsletter Cartoons, cartoons for newsletters by Randy Glasbergen.

The next time you create a newsletter for your company or organization, please consider using cartoons instead of clipart. Cartoons are an affordable way to add some fun to your newsletters and bring more attention to your important news and messages. When a cartoon from your newsletter shows up on a cubicle wall or refrigerator door, it will remind readers of your previous issue and make them look forward to the next edition of your newsletter.

My newsletter cartoons are available at budget-friendly rates for any type of newsletter, large or small. My online cartoon catalog has thousands of topical cartoons to choose from and a huge searchable database of cartoons you can purchase for your next newsletter.

For more information or a budget-friendly rate quote, please e-mail randy@glasbergen.com

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All cartoons on this page are copyrighted. Unauthorized use for any purpose is unlawful and prohibited.
I checked the serial number of your laptop. It's a waffle iron.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said to me since you started working here?
The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn\'t invest it. Does this mean you\'ve changed your mind about retiring someday?
We need an immediate influx of cash to keep our company in business. How quickly can you organize a bake sale?
Explain to me again why enjoying life when I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats.
That's Shirley's desk. I'm not sure if she's a workaholic or just shy.
If I give you a raise, you'll spend more money. If you spend more money, it will strengthen the economy. If the economy gets stronger, I can hire more people. If I hire more people, one of them might turn out to be an idiot who bankrupts my company. That's why I can't give you a raise!
Our investors lack confidence. My fern died and our stock fell 27 points.
If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
At age 65, I\'m having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
You\'re confused. That means I explained it properly.
In an effort to rescue the economy, Superman spent $500 at the mall today...
If diversity is important to you, I have seven toes on one foot and a mole that looks like Danny from The Partridge Family
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it\'s time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of \'diversity\', don\'t you?
I'm trying to compare our office staff to a delicious fruit salad.How do I call someone a cantelope without sounding racist?
We can't replace your old computer. That would be age discrimination.

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My newsletter cartoons are available for your company newsletter, customer newsletter, office newsletter, health newsletter, product newsletter, sales newsletter. Cartoons for in-house newsletter, financial newsletter, medical newsletter, club newsletter, school newsletter, PTA newsletter, teacher’s association newsletter, union newsletter, alumni newsletter. Cartoons for MLM newsletter, cartoons for vegetarian newsletter, coffee shop newsletter, neighborhood newsletter, collector’s newsletter, publishing newsletter, breeder’s newsletter, catalog newsletter, e-mail newsletter, music newsletter, health club newsletter, community newsletter, e-newsletter, cartoons for fraternity newsletter, college newsletter, hospital newsletter, team newsletter, school newsletter, preschool newsletter, church newsletter, real estate newsletter. Cartoons for investing newsletter, animal shelter newsletter, family newsletter, cartoons for nonprofit newsletter, e-mail newsletter, monthly newsletter, quarterly newsletter, print newsletter, blog newsletter or any type of newsletter you publish. Cartoon captions are also available as funny business quotes.

Find many more cartoons @ Glasbergen Cartoon Service.

Newsletter Cartoons, Cartoons for Newsletters by Randy Glasbergen. E-mail: randy@glasbergen.com

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