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Newsletter Cartoons, cartoons for newsletters by Randy Glasbergen.

The next time you create a newsletter for your company or organization, please consider using cartoons instead of clipart. Cartoons are an affordable way to add some fun to your newsletters and bring more attention to your important news and messages. When a cartoon from your newsletter shows up on a cubicle wall or refrigerator door, it will remind readers of your previous issue and make them look forward to the next edition of your newsletter.

My newsletter cartoons are available at budget-friendly rates for any type of newsletter, large or small. My online cartoon catalog has thousands of topical cartoons to choose from and a huge searchable database of cartoons you can purchase for your next newsletter.

For more information or a budget-friendly rate quote, please e-mail randy@glasbergen.com

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All cartoons on this page are copyrighted. Unauthorized use for any purpose is unlawful and prohibited.
The bank found suspicious activity on my credit card. It was being used responsibly to buy necessary things.
Every time you do something right, I will punch your rewards card. When you reach 10,000 punches, you earn a high five.
We might hang on a bit longer if we get a second mortgage on our house, the dog's house, the bird house and Barbie's house.
You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?
We need to upgrade our Internet service. My reflection is taking forever to load!
If the economy is moving so slow, why does our money go so fast?
We could hire a productivity expert, but wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a bigger coffee machine?
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
I have 40% of my portfolio invested in fire. I think it\'s the technology of the future!
I\'ll be a little late for our meeting. I\'m trying to download some enthusiasm from the cloud.
If a 200 pound man burns more calories at rest than a 150 pound man, shouldn\'t I try to gain weight and rest more?
Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We\'re looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.
If you pay your invoice on time, it will mess up our accounting system, so it\'s better if you keep paying late.
Please moan into the phone. A nurse will determine if you are too sick to work today or just faking it.
For this part, I credit hard work, ingenuity and determination. The other part, I blame on gravity.
There is always room for improvement. It\'s a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.
If they don\'t respond to our \'final demand\' for payment, send them our \'absolute final demand for payment\'. If they don\'t respond to that, send them our \'final absolute final demand for payment\'.
My employer is paying for the surgery. I\'m having a speed bump installed between my brain and my mouth.
MEMO: It has come to my attention that every time we solve one problem, we create two more. From now on, all problem solving is forbidden.
How long have you been an emoji and what can you bring to our corporate communications program?
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.

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My newsletter cartoons are available for your company newsletter, customer newsletter, office newsletter, health newsletter, product newsletter, sales newsletter. Cartoons for in-house newsletter, financial newsletter, medical newsletter, club newsletter, school newsletter, PTA newsletter, teacher’s association newsletter, union newsletter, alumni newsletter. Cartoons for MLM newsletter, cartoons for vegetarian newsletter, coffee shop newsletter, neighborhood newsletter, collector’s newsletter, publishing newsletter, breeder’s newsletter, catalog newsletter, e-mail newsletter, music newsletter, health club newsletter, community newsletter, e-newsletter, cartoons for fraternity newsletter, college newsletter, hospital newsletter, team newsletter, school newsletter, preschool newsletter, church newsletter, real estate newsletter. Cartoons for investing newsletter, animal shelter newsletter, family newsletter, cartoons for nonprofit newsletter, e-mail newsletter, monthly newsletter, quarterly newsletter, print newsletter, blog newsletter or any type of newsletter you publish. Cartoon captions are also available as funny business quotes.

Find many more cartoons @ Glasbergen Cartoon Service.

Newsletter Cartoons, Cartoons for Newsletters by Randy Glasbergen. E-mail: randy@glasbergen.com

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