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You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it\'s OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it\'s not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
There was a tunnel and a bright light. My grandparents, Uncle Lenny, my dog Shep, my tonsils, appendix and all of my missing socks were there to greet me.
You can\'t outsource diabetes.
I\'m writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel great 3 times a day.
I could be a healthy person if you\'d stop finding things wrong with me!
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
My wife says I don\'t have a romantic bone in my body. I\'d like a second opinion.
Many women fear the word \'menopause\' so I prefer to call it Puberty, Part II.
I hide my cat\'s pill in a little piece of cheese. That\'s also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.
If we quit smoking, our risk of heart attack will go down 30 percent. But if we quit 5 times, our risk will go down 150 percent!
I started working out and lost 6 inches from my waist, 4 inches from my hips and added 3 inches to my smile!
I\'ll need to run some tests to be sure, but I\'m guessing you dislocated your shoulder.
When you\'re retired, you\'ll have plenty of time to do more reading...mostly prescription labels.
He must have a lot of money. He uses a motivational speaker instead of Viagra.
Our new healthcare plan makes us pay for a lot of coverage we don\'t need: heebie-jeebies, hissy fits, conniptions, boogie fever, achy breaky heart, a bad case of the Mondays....
Too bad it was a typo. I was doing pretty well on the low-crab diet!
There's a thin person inside me, screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate her so I can hear my TV programs?
It\'s not easy to quit smoking, but we\'ve had good results with the whole-body nicotine patch.

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