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Heads, I eat what I like and hate myself. Tails, I eat what I hate and like myself.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
I hide my cat\'s pill in a little piece of cheese. That\'s also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.
The 4 basic food groups are things my doctor won\'t let me eat, things my wife won\'t let me eat, things my heartburn won\'t let me eat and things my teeth won\'t let me eat.
I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I was driving under the influence of bran.
Cholesterol is good for you. It blocks your arteries, making it more difficult for germs and viruses to reach your vital organs.
After gobbling everything in sight for 30 years, Pac-Man has been diagnosed with diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease.
I knew I was in trouble when I made a list of my best friends and four of them were foods.
For lunch I had a bottle of root beer, a bag of potato chips and two candy bars. Giving up red meat is easier than I thought!
I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat free.
We don\'t have water. Would you like to try our new Crispy Aqua Nuggets?
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!
Today I ate two bowls of dog food, a sandwich crust, some spaghetti that fell on the floor, half of your cat food, a wet tea bag, three bugs and the inside of a sneaker. How many grams of fat is that?
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
If you\'d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.
If you\'d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.

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