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There are 3 types of eating disorders: anorexia, bulimia and cafeteria.
Heads, I eat what I like and hate myself. Tails, I eat what I hate and like myself.
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Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
We don\'t have water. Would you like to try our new Crispy Aqua Nuggets?
Care for some freshly-ground junk food on your salad?
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
If you\'d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.
There are 3 types of eating disorders: anorexia, bulimia and cafeteria.
Care for some freshly-ground junk food on your salad?
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
Today I ate two bowls of dog food, a sandwich crust, some spaghetti that fell on the floor, half of your cat food, a wet tea bag, three bugs and the inside of a sneaker. How many grams of fat is that?
The 4 basic food groups are things my doctor won\'t let me eat, things my wife won\'t let me eat, things my heartburn won\'t let me eat and things my teeth won\'t let me eat.
I hide my cat\'s pill in a little piece of cheese. That\'s also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
WILL WORK FOR LOW CALORIE, ALL NATURAL, LOCALLY GROWN, GLUTEN FREE, WHOLE FOOD WITH MINIMAL PACKAGING.
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!
I knew I was in trouble when I made a list of my best friends and four of them were foods.
Which is more evil...Darth Vader, The Joker, Frankenstein, sugar, fat or carbs?

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