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Today I ate two bowls of dog food, a sandwich crust, some spaghetti that fell on the floor, half of your cat food, a wet tea bag, three bugs and the inside of a sneaker. How many grams of fat is that?
The 4 basic food groups are things my doctor won\'t let me eat, things my wife won\'t let me eat, things my heartburn won\'t let me eat and things my teeth won\'t let me eat.
I hide my cat\'s pill in a little piece of cheese. That\'s also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
WILL WORK FOR LOW CALORIE, ALL NATURAL, LOCALLY GROWN, GLUTEN FREE, WHOLE FOOD WITH MINIMAL PACKAGING.
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!
I knew I was in trouble when I made a list of my best friends and four of them were foods.
Which is more evil...Darth Vader, The Joker, Frankenstein, sugar, fat or carbs?
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
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You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I was driving under the influence of bran.
I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat free.
My grandfather hasn\'t had a cigarette, a sip of booze or a cheeseburger since he died and it hasn\'t done him any good!
For lunch I had a bottle of root beer, a bag of potato chips and two candy bars. Giving up red meat is easier than I thought!
The sauce has tomatoes and onions. The crust is basically a big crouton. Tehnically, pizza is a salad.
If you\'d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.
If you\'d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.
Cholesterol is good for you. It blocks your arteries, making it more difficult for germs and viruses to reach your vital organs.

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