Financial Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$Don\'t worry about the future. I swapped your retirement fund for 5 cords of firewood, some vegetable seeds and a brooding hen.$

$I\'m not very smart about investing. When they talk about a \'dip\' in the market, I think they mean me.$

$I was hit by a financial tidal wave and now I\'m drowning in debt. Is it too late to get flood insurance?$

$I\'m sluggish, you\'re sluggish, everyone we know is sluggish. Why shouldn\'t the economy be sluggish too?$

$Why can\'t I deposit leftovers into my IRA? I\'ll need to eat something when I retire!$

$If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?$

$It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I\'ll stay home for $50,000!$

$I have 473 dead mice saved for my retirement, but they\'re not earning any interest buried under the porch.$