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My short-term financial goal is to survive until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to survive until Friday.
Don\'t worry about the future. I swapped your retirement fund for 5 cords of firewood, some vegetable seeds and a brooding hen.
I\'m not very smart about investing. When they talk about a \'dip\' in the market, I think they mean me.
I have 1000 TV remote batteries, 2500 bags of potato chips and 3000 bottles of beer saved for my retirement. Do I need anything else?
This toy company looks like a good investment. Their board of directors includes Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Mother Goose and the Great Pumpkin.
You have enough money for a comfortable retirement. Spend it on a good sleeping bag and you can be comfortable almost anywhere.
I was hit by a financial tidal wave and now I\'m drowning in debt. Is it too late to get flood insurance?
I\'m sluggish, you\'re sluggish, everyone we know is sluggish. Why shouldn\'t the economy be sluggish too?
Why can\'t I deposit leftovers into my IRA? I\'ll need to eat something when I retire!
The government passed a new flat tax today on crackers, computer screens, floor tiles, plywood, pancakes, cheese, roof shingles, cardboard, DVDs, windows, doors, sidewalks, old tires, stale beer and everything else that is flat.
ROTFLMAO –– rolling on the floor liquidating my assets off.
We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired, then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...
I have a germ of an inkling of a notion, but I will need ten million dollars to develop it into an abstraction of a vision of a concept.
If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?
Your mother and I have saved enough money to send you to any college you like. Would you prefer train or bus?
Birds don't have to save for retirement! Bugs don't have to save for retirement! Squirrels don't have to save for retirement! Fish don't have to save for retirement!
The stock market bounced back today on rumors that bouncing is a great way to burn calories and lose weight...
It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I\'ll stay home for $50,000!
I have 473 dead mice saved for my retirement, but they\'re not earning any interest buried under the porch.
At this point, bulls and bears might be more useful in your freezer than in your retirement portfolio.
The stock market bounced back today until analysts determined that bouncing looks silly and undignified.

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