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Newspapers may not be as cool as the Internet, but they're still the best way to read 50 year old comics and yesterday's news.
Conspiracy theorists say Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
On Thanksgiving, the Four Basic Food Groups are 'more', ' a little more', 'a lot more' and 'too much'.
Your mother and I need more time to save for your college education. We'd like you to go back to Kindergarten and start over.
Ask the realtor if we can list the litter box as a third bathroom.
My dentist says bacon and soda works just as good as toothpaste! That's baking soda.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707 E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
I'm not sure Mom and Dad are qualified to be parents. They're not on Angie's List.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
Hi, this is Mom! If you're calling to complain about your sister, press 1. If you're calling to ask for money, press 2. If you can't find something in the laundry, press 3. If you're hungry, press 4....
Who should take responsibility for protection and contraception, the bird or the bee?
My mother wants me to be a strong-willed independent woman with a mind of her own, as long as I do everything she tells me to do.
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit...that was a secret language my brother and I used so our parents wouldn't know what we were saying!
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May I have a copy of my performance review? My mom still gives me $5 for a good report card.
On your way home, stop at the store to pick up a bag of Dog Chow, a bag of Cat Chow, a bag of Kid Chow and a bag of Parent Chow.
Of course I know how to communicate without a phone. I have an app for that!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, •N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
A body goes through changes during the teen years. When you started dating, my hair turned gray. When you started driving, I got heart palpitations...

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