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$Success has many fathers and failure is an orphan. But modern DNA testing has changed all that.$

$If I'll be paying off college loans someday, we should probably start using bigger numbers.$

$If you want a better answer, ask a better question!$

$I'm still waiting for algebra to be useful to me later in life!$

$Do you want my answer in school math or corporate math?$

$Mr. Milton Bludklott, a very dedicated Biology teacher, has been dissected 237 times.$

$The world's greatest hoax was exposed today when it was revealed that algebra will never be useful to you later in life.$

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$In December, we had snow. In April, it rained every day. In July, it was hot and sunny. In October, it was cold again. We have to stop all of this climate change or we're doomed!$

$The left side of the brain contains all of our thoughts, knowledge and memories. The rights side is the back-up copy.$

$Do you want my answer in school math, government math or corporate math?$

$They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Must be Common Core math!$

$His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375 ÷$

$We're eliminating algebra, trigonometry, geometry and calculus to focus on a four-year program of student loan math.$

$The world's greatest hoax was exposed today when it was revealed that algebra will never be useful to you later in life.$

$First they told me that 2 + 2 =4. Then they told me that 3 + 1 = 4. That's when I lost faith in public education.$

$Give me a minute -- I'm trying to figure out what Warren Buffett would do!$

$At my house #1 and #2 mean something else.$

$The first human was cloned in 2002. When he found out, he was beside himself.$

$If Allen attends a $60,000 college for 48 months and borrows $240,00 in student loans at 7.9% interest, how long will it take him to steal someone's identity and move to a foreign country?$