Math Cartoons / Science Cartoons - Randy Glasbergen

$In December, we had snow. In April, it rained every day. In July, it was hot and sunny. In October, it was cold again. We have to stop all of this climate change or we're doomed!$

$The left side of the brain contains all of our thoughts, knowledge and memories. The rights side is the back-up copy.$

$Do you want my answer in school math, government math or corporate math?$

$They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Must be Common Core math!$

$His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375 ÷$

$We're eliminating algebra, trigonometry, geometry and calculus to focus on a four-year program of student loan math.$

$Neat Document-"The world's greatest hoax was exposed today when it wasrevealed that algebra will never be useful to you later in life Entertainment$

$First they told me that 2 + 2 =4. Then they told me that 3 + 1 = 4. That's when I lost faith in public education.$

$Give me a minute -- I'm trying to figure out what Warren Buffett would do!$

$At my house #1 and #2 mean something else.$

$The first human was cloned in 2002. When he found out, he was beside himself.$

$If Allen attends a $60,000 college for 48 months and borrows $240,00 in student loans at 7.9% interest, how long will it take him to steal someone's identity and move to a foreign country?$

$Until I see evidence to the contrary, I will continue to believe that I am the center of the universe!$