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Language, Grammar

To achieve acknowledgement by another person, one must not authorize validity to the prospect of inherent discourse which has the potential to assume its own essential missive within the very milieu of the intrinsic delivery of the indended exchange. That is the key to the clear and effective communication!
I failed my grammar test. I used the wront emoticon at the end of a tweet.
Neat Document-This year's Pulitzer Prize went to the authorof an emoticon sent from a smartwatch." Entertainment

I think the rule is @ before # except after :-)
The word 'audit' comes from 'auditory' which means ' to hear bad news coming'.
My report is about music from the 1960's, but my spell-checker made me leave out The Beatles, Monkees and Byrds!

Man kids never hear that word at home, so I added 'no' to our vocabulary lesson.
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This Week’s Cartoons

If at first you don't succeed, eat something then take a nap. Muffin Jackson set a new world's record today, jumping from the floor to the table to the counter to the top of the refrigerator in just 7.3 seconds. Congratulations, Muffin! I'm looking for a compression program that will help me fit a Rottweiler into a Federal Express envelope. First I whimper, then I show them my big, brown, sad eyes. It works every time. My presentation lacks power and has no point. I assumed the software would take care of that! I've got 8 hours invested in this bad mood and I'm not giving up that easily! I have a big pile of mice and birds saved under the porch. I need to rool them over into an IRA.

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