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Elementary School

In December, we had snow. In April, it rained every day. In July, it was hot and sunny. In October, it was cold again. We have to stop all of this climate change or we're doomed!
George Washington was called the father of his country, so he could write off every citizen as a dependent at tax time.
I failed my grammar test. I used the wront emoticon at the end of a tweet.

If it's not a TV show, why do they call it a summer reading program?
We sat in a circle, we had a story, we sang some dopey songs. Is any of this going to look good on a resume?
For back-to-school supplies, I need a notebook app, a pencil app, an eraser app, a ruler app...

Hundreds of years ago, Native Americans made campfires to communicate with smoke signals. That's how they invented Hotmail.
In the beginning, Earth was dark and lifeless. But in the 1970's, Mary Tyler Moore turned the world on with her smile.
Your brain is like a sponge that absorbs knowledge, but that's not exactly how it's done.

I tapped the page, but nothing happened!
Yes, love is the answer...but not on a math test.
If you want a better answer, ask a better question.

Technology, education, school, computers, hard drive, data, The left side of the brain contains all of our thoughts, knowledge and memories. The right side is the back-up copy.
education, nutrition, diet, health, childhood obesity,The first Food Pyramid was built in ancient Egypt by a Pharoah who hated vegetables so much he buried them at the bottom.
education, school, environment, green technology, going green, teachers, students, classroom, education technologyExplain to me again why our ecology textbook is printed on dead trees.

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