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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

You are one with the universe and the universe is expanding. So don't feel guilty about needing bigger pants!
Humans require carbohydrates, protein and fat to survive. That's why pizza is good for you and lettuce is junk food!
No, HDL and LDL were not robots in Star Wars.

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I don't approve of low-carb, high carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.

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This Week’s Cartoons

If at first you don't succeed, eat something then take a nap. Muffin Jackson set a new world's record today, jumping from the floor to the table to the counter to the top of the refrigerator in just 7.3 seconds. Congratulations, Muffin! I'm looking for a compression program that will help me fit a Rottweiler into a Federal Express envelope. First I whimper, then I show them my big, brown, sad eyes. It works every time. My presentation lacks power and has no point. I assumed the software would take care of that! I've got 8 hours invested in this bad mood and I'm not giving up that easily! I have a big pile of mice and birds saved under the porch. I need to rool them over into an IRA.

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