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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

You are one with the universe and the universe is expanding. So don't feel guilty about needing bigger pants!
Humans require carbohydrates, protein and fat to survive. That's why pizza is good for you and lettuce is junk food!
No, HDL and LDL were not robots in Star Wars.

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I don't approve of low-carb, high carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.

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