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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

I'm so sorry to hear that your diet died. I made a lasagna for the memorial service.
There's a thin person inside me, screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate her so I can hear my TV programs?
Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you!

I found an appetite suppressant that actually works. It's called FOOD!
I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you thing I can change my weight?
You are one with the universe and the universe is expanding. So don't feel guilty about needing bigger pants!

Humans require carbohydrates, protein and fat to survive. That's why pizza is good for you and lettuce is junk food!
No, HDL and LDL were not robots in Star Wars.
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I don't approve of low-carb, high carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.
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