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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you!
I found an appetite suppressant that actually works. It's called FOOD!
I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you thing I can change my weight?

You are one with the universe and the universe is expanding. So don't feel guilty about needing bigger pants!
Humans require carbohydrates, protein and fat to survive. That's why pizza is good for you and lettuce is junk food!
No, HDL and LDL were not robots in Star Wars.

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I don't approve of low-carb, high carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.

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The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13 Facebook friends are better than real friends. Nobody on Facebook has bad breath! Is there a GPS app that can help my husband find a faster route to the dishwasher and vacuum cleaner?

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