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Vegetarian Cartoons

I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.
Vegetarian lobbyists were defeated today when it was discovered that their bill was full of pork...
I finally found a diet I can live with. Anything dipped in green food coloring counts as a salad!

For lunch I had a bottle of root beer, a bag of potato chips and two candy bars. Giving up red meat is easier than I thought!
If you're looking for something healthy, the menu is gluten free and printed with soy ink.
You are what you eat. Order the wild rice.

I bought this to help you with your diet. It's a compass that always points to lettuce!
A vegetarian diet is good for your heart. I've never had a rabbit come to me with chest pains.
It's a vegetarian seafood restaurant. They let you pick your own lobster and set it free.

I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke heart for your transplant.
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!
You're a vegetarian, I like rawhide bones. You like to drink with friends, I like to drink from the toilet. You like to chase women, I like to chase squirrels. Maybe we're not meant to be best friends.

I don't approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.
Care for some freshly-ground junk food on your salad?
Food coloring doesn't turn mac-n-cheese into a vegetable, but at least it gets kids used to eating something green.

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This Week’s Cartoons

The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13 Facebook friends are better than real friends. Nobody on Facebook has bad breath! Is there a GPS app that can help my husband find a faster route to the dishwasher and vacuum cleaner?

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