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Smoking and Tobacco

I never actually quit smoking. I just ran out of places where I'm allowed to do it!
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Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?

If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?
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If we quit smoking, our risk of heart attack will go down 30 percent. But if we quit 5 times, our risk will go down 150 percent!

I'm not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirin and call me in the morning.
We make clouds, clouds make rain, rain spoils baseball games. That's why people don't like smokers!
Did you switch to electronic cigarettes? Your lungs have turned blue and they glow in the dark.

I still smoke, but I'm careful to buy cigarettes that are gluten-free with no trans fat.
I don't have time to jog or lift weights. If it weren't for smoking, my lungs wouldn't get any exercise at all!
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!

Smokers live an average of 70 years. If I didn't smoke, I'd only live 14 years!
I'm looking over the agenda for our Wellness Workshop. You forgot to schedule cigarette breaks!
My grandfather hasn't had a cigarette, a sip of booze or a cheeseburger since he died and it hasn't done him any good!

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