Smoking and Tobacco - Randy Glasbergen - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can\'t they make healthy electronic pizza?$

$I never actually quit smoking. I just ran out of places where I\'m allowed to do it!$

$I\'m not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirin and call me in the morning.$

$We make clouds, clouds make rain, rain spoils baseball games. That\'s why people don\'t like smokers!$

$I still smoke, but I\'m careful to buy cigarettes that are gluten-free with no trans fat.$

$I don\'t have time to jog or lift weights. If it weren\'t for smoking, my lungs wouldn\'t get any exercise at all!$

$Smokers live an average of 70 years. If I didn\'t smoke, I\'d only live 14 years!$

$I\'m looking over the agenda for our Wellness Workshop. You forgot to schedule cigarette breaks!$

$My grandfather hasn\'t had a cigarette, a sip of booze or a cheeseburger since he died and it hasn\'t done him any good!$

$I\'ve decided to start smoking. My boss is giving $150 to anyone who quits!$