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The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you're feeling and take a look at your rash.
Any pain today, not cause by the government, greedy corporations, annoying celebrities or society in general?
I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, an executive, a cook, a housekeeper, a teacher, a chauffeur and a soccer coach. That's only 19 pounds per woman!

Your doctor ordered some tests. If you pass, you get to go home. If you fail, you'll have to repeat 9th grade.
Please moan into the phone. A nurse will determine if you are too sick to work today or just faking it.
Before we send you home with your new baby, would like to have him circumcised, pierced and tattooed?

Here is his birth certificate, his Social Security card and a bill for his share of the National Debt.
Gosh, I've been so busy lately, I didn't even notice that I gave birth last week!
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The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13 Facebook friends are better than real friends. Nobody on Facebook has bad breath! Is there a GPS app that can help my husband find a faster route to the dishwasher and vacuum cleaner?

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