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The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you're feeling and take a look at your rash.
Any pain today, not cause by the government, greedy corporations, annoying celebrities or society in general?
I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, an executive, a cook, a housekeeper, a teacher, a chauffeur and a soccer coach. That's only 19 pounds per woman!

Your doctor ordered some tests. If you pass, you get to go home. If you fail, you'll have to repeat 9th grade.
Please moan into the phone. A nurse will determine if you are too sick to work today or just faking it.
Before we send you home with your new baby, would like to have him circumcised, pierced and tattooed?

Here is his birth certificate, his Social Security card and a bill for his share of the National Debt.
Gosh, I've been so busy lately, I didn't even notice that I gave birth last week!
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Nurse Cartoons, Cartoons about nurses, cartoons about nursing, cartoons about nursing careers, nurse cartoons, nursing cartoons.
Nurse Cartoons, Cartoons about nurses, cartoons about nursing, cartoons about nursing careers, nurse cartoons, nursing cartoons.

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