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Mental Health

I installed a GPS app on your phone. Use it to find a magical land where the world still makes sense.
Shut off your celll phone, GPS and Bluetooth headset, then let me know if you still hear the voices.
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You're allowed one small carry-on, but each additional piece of emotional baggage is an extra $10.
Let a smile be your umbrella from the storm, but wear nose plugs
Family dinner with a grouchy husband, loud kids and a barking dog. It's a very common eating disorder.

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It's a special hearing aid. It filters out criticism and amplifies compliments.
I found a good job for the summer. I'm a grief counselor in a swimsuit store.
I'm ordering a transfusion. We'll replace your B-negative blood with B-positive and see if that improves your mood.

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The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13 Facebook friends are better than real friends. Nobody on Facebook has bad breath! Is there a GPS app that can help my husband find a faster route to the dishwasher and vacuum cleaner?

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