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It's a special hearing aid. It filters out criticism and amplifies compliments.

I found a good job for the summer. I'm a grief counselor in a swimsuit store.
I'm ordering a transfusion. We'll replace your B-negative blood with B-positive and see if that improves your mood.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707 E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports

I wasted all day today worrying about the yesterday that nobody will remember tomorrow.
I only watch the History Channel. Their news is less depressing because I know we already survived it.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment

I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
I am not a lazy bum. I am a potential workaholic with extraordinary stress management skills!
Sometimes, very late at night, when the world is quiet and still, I like to close my eyes and listen to the sound of people not criticizing me.

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