Medical Technology - Randy Glasbergen - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I recommend hip replacement surgery for older men who aren\'t as hip as they used to be.$

$The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you\'re feeling and take a look at your rash.$

$Who picked \'I\'ve Got You Under My Skin\' to be our on-hold music?$

$I already diagnosed myself on the Internet. I\'m only here for a second opinion.$

$You have a song in your heart. With today\'s digital technology, you can actually fit 10,000 songs in your heart.$